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The Accidental Saturday


9:30am   

I have SO earned this weekend. So glad it’s finally here. No stress, no rushing, just time with the family, enjoying each other. This is what life is all about. While my little five-year-old hockey star practices his moves outside on skates, this might be the perfect time to try one of those new recipes I’ve been saving for a special occasion.


9:45am   

Where’s that loud crying coming from?


9:46am   

Oh no.


9:47am   

My poor baby! This is bad. Even with the helmet and knee pads you still found a way to hurt yourself. This is really bad. That scrape looks painful. And that ankle does not look good either. Does anything hurt other than your leg and your ankle? Your arm too? Yeah, that’s also pretty scraped up. We probably need to get to a doctor.


9:52am   

Keys, keys, keys, where did I leave them? Come on, this doesn’t have to be hard. Where are they? Maybe upstairs?


9:53am   

Aha! Got em ... now just a quick sprint down the stairs ...


9:54am   

Yow! Oof! Unh! Ouch! Agghh!


9:55am   

Okay, good note for later: walk carefully down the stairs—especially in an emergency. Ow, my back. And my head. And my ribs. Oh well, to the car!


9:56am   

Okay, honey, let’s go. Seatbelt on. Good boy. We’ll get you taken care of quickly.


10:02am   

Here we are, honey. Don’t try to get out. I’ll come around, you can lean on me. Just a few steps and we’ll be in the ER.


10:03am   

Yes, this is my son, he ... yes ... right away? Into the exam room? Wow, okay, that is really helpful. Thank you. Didn’t expect that level of response in an ER.


10:14am   

Yes, doctor. He fell down skating I think. Uh, me? Oh, that’s nothing, I just fell down the stairs looking for the car keys. I know, comedy of errors. It happens, I’m fine. What? Well yes, I did hit my head, but I’m...oh I guess I am bleeding…


11:35am   

Well, so much for a carefree, drama-free Saturday. Let’s do the math, shall we? Between the two of us we have a broken ankle, a leg contusion, a variety of bumps and bruises, a sprained wrist and two stitches (thank goodness those were mine and not his). I think we’re going to spend the rest of the weekend taking it easy.


What Will the ER Team Want to Know About Your Accident?

If you are conscious when you get to the ER after an accident, the ER team will ask you questions as part of your exam to determine the extent of your injuries. Some of the questions might include:

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  • What happened?
  • Were you in a car accident? Were wearing a seatbelt? How fast was the car traveling?
  • Where do you have pain?
  • Did you hit your head?
  • Did you lose consciousness?
  • Any dizziness, nausea or vision problems?
  • Do you feel any pain when I touch here?
  • Are you on any medications?
  • Are you taking any aspirin products?
  • Have you been drinking or have you taken any drugs?
  • Any chance you are pregnant?
  • Have you had any recent surgery or other injuries?